Des Moines

A place where everyone is actually pretty okay except for the privileged West Siders who can't seem to mind their business. Not synonymous with West Des Moines.

Man... I'm so sick of these people in West Des Moines not knowing how to drive. Let's go to the East Village in Des Moines.

by ihatetheeastsidebutilivehere July 4, 2018

La Mone'

I very soft human being. A kind and caring person who can always make you laugh. She tries to hide when she is not feeling well, but everyone knows. Top shelf human being.

1: How did she make time to help you?
2: Duh, she's La Mone'.

by danielle_call April 10, 2019

Sha'mone

Michael Jackson said it. That's it.

In bad Michael repeated sings Sha'mone instead of come on

by SherryM29 January 4, 2020

furry monet

A furry monet a little piece of shit, not funny, and makes you want to kms

"WATCH OUT, there is a furry monet"

by monetisafurry February 22, 2021

Des Moines Slug Fest

When two large people get into a fight over the last piece of Iowa sweet corn.

After Jedediah finished his work for the day, he drove down to watch the Des Moines Slug Fest.

by JeromeTheTurtle January 16, 2021

Anti distinctly minty monetarism

Prince George's unsuccessful attempt to say "antidisestablishmentarianism" in the TV series "Blackadder the Third".

Anti distinctly minty monetarism is not the longest word in the English language

by Tunntsd March 9, 2019

a full-on monet

usually a person that looks fine or normal from far away but when you look closer they’re not that put together.

ex: clueless 1:27:32

cher: ugh she’s a full-on monet!!
tai: a monet? what’s that?
cher: well it’s like a painting see? from far away it’s ok, but up close its a big old mess!!

by nightingale ;) iykyk February 10, 2021