monitor malaise

When you get sick from looking at a computer monitor.

shit man, i gotta go to the other room, i am gettin mad monitor malaise from bein in here.

by det.und October 4, 2005

Monitor Mite

A small living creature inside of a monitor or LCD TV.

Help!! I have a Monitor Mite!!

by whj812 May 7, 2009

moniterator

hi, if youre reading this then we were just talking on omegle and I used this word as a joke in our convo

" omegle moniterators i know youre reading this "

by 2y/oinfant March 2, 2021

Monitsu

A reference from The Anime Demon Slayer where one of the characters mistakenly names another character Monitsu instead of Zenitsu.

Inosuke: come one Monitsu
Zenitsu: HUH!

by DababyConvertible April 10, 2021

Monitrice

French for instructor, born to live out her name. Monitrice is a brown-eyed, brown 90s baby with fluffy hair and a smile that brightens rooms. She's known to be the vibe, whether she speaks or not. Full of goofy laughter, Monitrice is the best storyteller and it shows in her work. She's a Creative Technologist. She's an amazing friend. She's there when you're at your lowest. Her mac and cheese is to die for along with her other foodie specialities. If you can't say her name, just call this beautiful soul– Money.

Is that Monitrice? Yo MONEY-TREEEESSS

by goldenxwater November 23, 2021

Monitext

Monitext is the incomprehensible gobbledygook in a message sent, unchecked, by someone with autocorrect turned off.

"H9la, lcpld anottlr chpgame"
"I think I've just been monitexted..."

by Not a Commando June 13, 2023

Mall-Monitoring

The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.

Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.

by dr. bustanut November 11, 2014