Morning Wood

Something you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours.

Morning wood

by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020

Smile Sunny Morning

A sexual position where a male or female stands up and puts their head between their legs while a man has sex with them in the anus. While getting a nice one up the rear the other partner sucks on the other's testicles and or gooch. Afterwards they give a smile as good as waking up on sunday morning.

Kevin walked into his bedroom and discoverd his wife on the recieving end of a Smile Sunny Morning from his best friend James.

by StaceyChico January 16, 2008

pissing and moaning

complaining

Jay told Raymond to stop pissing and moaning and to help carry the carcass inside.

by Holiday138 January 25, 2016

Morning Surprise

When the "morning wood" penetrates anally the "little spoon" while spooning after sex, resulting in the complete and utter surprise of your partner.

Well isn't this just a morning surprise

by Cockwood November 15, 2010

Morning Wood

morning wood is when a man has a woody or a boner when said man wakes up.

Jimmy and Joe are sleeping in the same tent together while camping. Joe notices Jimmy's morning wood and says,"hey, Jimmy you having dreams about titty fucking, or anal?

by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020

Morning Wood

When a male gets a erection in the morning or as soon as he gets up. Meaning getting a boner in the morning.

Jose:Why did you not wake up
Pj: Because i got a Morning Wood

by GetItOn October 19, 2009

morning hands

when you wake up in the morning and suddenly have the inability to grip anything successfully. this can also occur due to extreme fatigue or uncontrollable laughter. may also occur after having applied lotion to the hands.

"ugh i hate having morning hands, i can never grip my doorknob when i wake up"

by artistxforever January 25, 2009