Mountain Bear Trap

When you and a buddy are spit-roasting a girl and the guy hitting it from behind punches the girl in the back of the head causing her to bite down on the other guy's penis.

I had to get stitches because my buddy decided to Mountain Bear Trap me.

by CommieTrex March 6, 2022

Mountain Monsters

The coolest show on cable, they chase after shit like Bigfoot and try to catch them

Jim: wanna go watch mountain monsters?
Tom: hell yeah

by Hdijdbdbdndnndnd May 4, 2022

Mountain Jew

A man of Jewish ancestry, now living in the mountains, and is a survivalist.

Not your typical, "Let me help you with your taxes" Jew either.
This is a bonified killing machine, armed with an Uzi, Gefiltafish, and an half drunk bottle of Mogan David wine. On the sauce they are unstoppable!!!!

"Have the boys round up a couple of those Mountain Jews to help us. We need some ass kickers in this group."

by FA-Q October 14, 2012

Mountain Queers

West Virginia (WVU) fans/players/anyone who lives in west v that has anything to do with wvu.

GO HOMEEEEEEE MOUNTAIN QUEERS!

by LETS GO PIT! September 5, 2011

Mountain Vista High School

Probably the worst high school in Colorado. full of rich fags who think they are the shit and roll in their Mercedes, BMW, and Range Rovers that daddy bought them

did you go to Thunder Ridge?
No, they're so poor there. ew only Mountain Vista High School is the shit.

by RCHSHR March 8, 2010

Mountain Blowski

When a girl brings a man a Mountain Dew, and then proceeds to perform oral sex on him.

Steve: So how'd it go last night with that foreign chick?

John: Well she took me back to her place and gave me a Mountain Blowski.

by Ctrl_Alt_D31337 May 23, 2011

Mountain Freshing

The pre-teen act of trying to get high by cramming three large peppermint patties in your mouth, and then drinking a liter of Mountain Drew in one go to wash it down. Also used to describe desperate and often worthless "legal and hidden" ways to get high, like smoking banana peels, eating a lot of nutmeg, etc. Started at science fiction cons in the 1990s, now big among cosplayers and weeaboos.

Guy1: My 11 year old brother was throwing up all night after Mountain Freshing with his gamer pals.
Guy2: He believes that stuff? What ever happened to marker sniffing? Kids today...
Guy1: Best smelling vomit ever, though.

by Opee Sea Killer November 27, 2012