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Ur sister mister

The worst possible insult ever in the entire world apart from your granny tranny
by Damoxd March 22, 2018
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Mister Captain Doctor Sexy

Often short for Mr Sexy. Little Sexy's bestfriend. Has a very sexy ass and is blonde. He is the sweetest, funniest, most honest and caring and loving friend anyone can have. Everyone loves him, Exspeacially a Little Sexy!!
Deeeyyyymmmm! Look at Mister Captain Doctor Sexy 's huge ass!
by bridianne October 29, 2010
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misted

Democrat spelling of the english word "missed".

Definition: To feel sorrow and joy at the same time, while receiving a lost loved one's government subsidy.
Actual example from the back window of a Cadillac in the Social Security Office parking lot: "R.I.P. Rose,
You will be misted"
by Rev. Calvin McDougle December 28, 2004
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Mistletoe

When a males pants, shorts, or any garment covering the penis is pulled extra tight against his member. The male version of camel toe.
Hey Sally, check out that guy over there in that speedo. He is sporting a mean mistletoe.
by Jungle Gym December 29, 2008
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Misterbugsgf

I love her! I absolutely love her vibe and energy. Whenever I see her videos on my following/for you page I smile immediately! She’s one of my most favorite mutuals
Have you heard of her?
Misterbugsgf Is so cool and absolutely amazing!
by Ninosnette November 17, 2021
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mistletoe

When someone wants to hold a specific happening or event over your head.
You knew what you were doing when you cheated and you did it anyways! You just earned your mistletoe, asshole.
by jade quien June 18, 2014
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misterbation

Similar to masturbation, but without completion. See also doctorbation.

Suppose you have the last name Bate. Surely by know you have heard many jokes about being called "Master". But even a proper title can be funny.
I barely had time to misterbate before the bathroom door was rudely opened.
by Rage from rhuvok.com July 27, 2003
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