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Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.
by creativecaravan May 15, 2014
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miracle dump

When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!
“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”
by smokindicks April 27, 2023
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Miracle brew

"It was back in those days. Claudius Van Clyde and I stood on the edge of the dancing crowd, each of us already three bottles into one brand of <em>miracle brew</em>, blasted by the music throbbing from the speakers."
Brinkley, Jamel. "No More Than a Bubble."
by shlomoschocken May 24, 2022
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Miracle

"It's a miracle!"
"Miracle?"
by Klojhgfcvbn October 10, 2022
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Miracle Slip

When you're fucking a woman in the vagina and your penis accidentally slips out of her vagina, and into her anus.
Sorry about that miracle slip baby, I was going hard and got carried away. Please forgive me
by Reginald Rodhuffer May 13, 2018
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miracle lincoln

by idontfwmiracIe June 16, 2022
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miracle of 1984

When the USA beat the Soviet Union in Olympics, winning a gold medal bestowed by God
It was the Miracle of 1984
by DCobler September 8, 2016
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