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Where is Gibbo?

He's out back fucking the missus up the shit minge
by sailorgaz July 23, 2012
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minge impinge

The act of preventing a girl from getting laid by saying something or doing something that puts the other guy/girl off or distract one of them from the flirting at hand.

The female equivalent of cock block.

Similar to clam jam.
(Gemma is chatting up a guy)
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!
by famico August 30, 2013
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minge waffle

1. A fungal infection of the female nether parts, which forms a distinctive, lattice-like mildew growth between the labial folds, and which smells strongly of overripe camembert cheese.

2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.
I can't believe Mr. Patterson gave me an F in my assignment. What a complete and utter minge waffle!
by Fanny Waggert June 11, 2018
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Ming Time

Buggin out of your mind, usually due to excessive drug use; Unapologetically trippin
That bud last night had me on Ming Time
by shfjdshjrksn April 27, 2022
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The Minging Effect

A Theory within a paradox between people where they feel utterly cringed or disgusted by another’s features or actions but where they are both equally as cringe or disgusting as one another.
The Minging Effect Theory:

“oh my! Your filth rinks”

“I was just only thinking of the same thing about you?”
by RowdyRando November 15, 2022
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Ming Wei

Family friendly content very nice to watch for kids go and watch.
What is ming wei it is a type of shoe that id very good for kids.
by McLaffy March 11, 2021
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Ming Dynasty

Damn check that group of mingers man total ming dynasty.
by Dumpalump August 27, 2008
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