Angry Minge

A vagina which has been disused for some time, it's wrath is ready to be unleashed.

It should be approached with caution.

She was gagging for it, i've never seen such an angry minge.

Her minge was so angry it took my hand off.

by iron woman March 25, 2010

minge impinge

The act of preventing a girl from getting laid by saying something or doing something that puts the other guy/girl off or distract one of them from the flirting at hand.

The female equivalent of cock block.

Similar to clam jam.

(Gemma is chatting up a guy)
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!

by famico August 30, 2013

Stinge Minge

A girl that won’t let you floss with her pubic hair while your eating her stinky cunt out.

1. Man, Stacie was so keen on a moustache ride but she wouldn’t let me floss with her pubes, she had a Stinge minge.

2. Dude that Puss was so good, desperately needed some Stinge Minging though.

by UncleWaiTomo October 24, 2020

shit minge

Arsehole, chocolate starfish, ring piece

Where is Gibbo?

He's out back fucking the missus up the shit minge

by sailorgaz July 23, 2012

Prune Minge

When that pussy hair minge is all gray and old.

Rachel is only 35 and she already got the prune minge. I made her shave it since I don’t want think I’m doing my Grammy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

minge waffle

1. A fungal infection of the female nether parts, which forms a distinctive, lattice-like mildew growth between the labial folds, and which smells strongly of overripe camembert cheese.

2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.

I can't believe Mr. Patterson gave me an F in my assignment. What a complete and utter minge waffle!

by Fanny Waggert June 11, 2018

Ming Dynasty

A group of mingers.

Damn check that group of mingers man total ming dynasty.

by Dumpalump August 27, 2008