Midlife Crisis

A time in every true bros life. It is a last ditch effort to remember their roots and return to the true acts of brotholicism.

guy 1: My dad's going through his midlife crisis
guy 2: How do you know?
guy 1: Well, he jumped out of a plane at 15,000 feet, been hitting bars every night, bought a motorcycle, bought a drumset and guitar which he cant play, and I'm pretty sure he's having sex with my girlfriend.
guy 2: He is indeed a true bro

by DERPdaDERPdaDERPdaDERP.......2 April 25, 2011

midnight glimmer

Another word for the moon.Usually used in poems as a means to articulate feelings of intoxicating romance in a scenery.Also known as the 'eye of romance' and the 'glow of compassion'.

the midnight glimmer was high above our heads as we kissed passionately with rapture.

by zingeraddict November 13, 2010

minutes to midnight

The new Linkin Park album supposed to come out on May 15th.

Me: Hey Chris, when are you you gonna spend a week in your room listening to new Linkin Park songs?

Chris: May 15th and it's called Minutes to Midnight, nub.

by Gillettex April 17, 2007

midiot

Musician unable to understand or use a MIDI interface. MIDI (Musicial Instrument Digital Interface) is a 20+ year old protocol that lets electronic musical instruments talk to each other.

I can't figure out how to use my new controller. I must be a complete midiot.

by Dafduc July 1, 2005

Midnight Lotto Ticket

Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.

This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.

by KRock Radio December 15, 2008

Midnight Shuffle

When two consensual adults tuck in their chub, hop in a tub, and sit knee to knee.

"You guys here to play a little Midnight Shuffle?"-George a.k.a Bathtub Guy

by nobrakesonthejaketrain April 6, 2020

Midnight Train

A sexual possition invented by comedians Ray Peacock and Ed Gamble from the Peacock and Gamble Podcast. The practice was made in honour of Annabel Chong and involves a train of guys performing anal sex on a single woman. The term Mignight is in reference to it being specefically anal penetration. Legend has it that the term midnight is also due to Ray Peacock using Brown Sauce as lubricant.

Creg and his fret brothers pulled a midnight train on one of the soccer girls last night after the game.

by Hugh G Phallus September 19, 2009