MERP

Can refer to the 2002 Lord of the Rings role-playing game (Middle-Earth Role Playing)

A-"I really want to play D&D but want the setting to be in Middle-Earth!"
B-"Then why don't we play MERP?!"

by Vorsicon May 11, 2015

mersaydes

A big slut that steals everyone's man

Make sure you keep your men away from a mersaydes

by Person10945 December 12, 2016

Merp

The word one would use instead of saying "sex".

Adam and Heather Merped in the bathtub.

by mandy25marks December 12, 2012

merpin

to hang with a sense of style or what northshore kids call "swag"

Bro last night I was merpin with that girl Taynia in her pool

by lalaswaagg November 13, 2013

merse

Merse is another word for first.
Usually said in a whiny tone.

Person 1: I want to go on this ride.
Person 2: I'm going merse!

by Sarahhhhhhhhh. February 20, 2008

Merp

A sound where a fake laugh is made.

X: WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

what others hear

Me: merp merp merp merp merp

X: HEY I DONT SOUND LIKE THAT!

me: MERP MERP MERP MERP MERP!

by xiaou213409 November 21, 2013

merse

errrr......a fat man who wears easter egg shirts and is sometimes confused as a blue whale

"Kill the merse O.G.!!!"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005