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Garbage Merchant

Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Two shoppers at a dollar store:

Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
by Jordicolas November 16, 2020
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faizan merchant

Indian man who uses “samajh me aaya “
After every sentence and doesn’t let anyone talk , definitely a man with a pure heart and is rich af😂
Mera naam faizan merchant “samjh me aaya “
Mai jain mai padta so “samajh me aaya”
Mai bada hoko full paise kamatoon “samajh me aaya”
by Faizan Merchant November 17, 2020
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Amaanah Merchant

Amaanah Merchant is the best friend a girl could EVER have! She is awesome! She is sometimes shy but has a really bubbly and fun personality. She will be your friend through thick and thin, no matter what you two go through. She is beautiful, funny, caring, adorable, and AWESOME! She will be the one person with who you can still be weird within the changing world. She won't care about who you are on the outside, the inside is all that matters to her. She is the best friend ANYONE could ever have.
"Can I got to Amaanah Merchants house today?"
"But you were just there yesterday!"
by emma+macey4evr March 7, 2021
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2012 merchant

A term used to describe Chelsea FC fans for their win during the 2012 champions league.

Typically used to make jest of or troll Chelsea fans.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this trophy win during arguments with other fans
You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants, now look at us.
by anonymous June 2, 2021
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Hailey merchant

hailey merchant is very pretty, but she’s stinky.
by ndbfisknfjfndnfnvn September 29, 2021
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Shorts Merchant

Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.
"Did Markiplier actually watch the bite of 87? Like real?" - Shorts Merchant
by YhYhSound December 18, 2021
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Child Merchant

Aye that boy William a Child Merchant
by zooted_official March 15, 2022
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