A Spark Delivery driver for Walmart that uses the Spark app to deliver groceries for Walmart, they sit in the Walmart parking lot all day waiting for the low paying offers with no tips on them that have 200 items going to a 3rd story apartment 15 miles away for $6.50
Hey Jenny when I drove by Walmart a bit ago I seen all the Spark Muppets sitting in the parking lot waiting for some lowball offers to deliver.
by kidfromokc April 30, 2023
Get the Spark Muppet mug.Someone of inferior intellect to yourself, and who unwittingly does something incredably stupid. Relating to hand/string puppets used in the muppets etc. whom are, contrary to public belief, stuffed lifeless creatures. One who has a hand stuck up itself to help it function. A muppet.
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Originally a prank on the lot of Muppet Movies, this involves comically whacking someone with a soaking wet Muppet. Hurts like hell. Usually accompanied by a scream of "Wet Muppet!"
That girl was talking on the phone during the movie...I wish someone would have given her a wet muppet.
by Arlie's Changel May 20, 2003
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Symptoms include heavy breathing, excessive talking, telling blatantly unfunny jokes, and generally acting like a complete muppet.
Symptoms include heavy breathing, excessive talking, telling blatantly unfunny jokes, and generally acting like a complete muppet.
I found some really good home-made porn a while back but the guy had terrible muppet syndrome. I wish that guy would just shut the fuck up.
by The Other Greg June 15, 2006
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