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Marc

Pedophile extraordinaire. Strong, masculine build, yet soft and friendly in appearance to lure small children. Prefers children under the age of eight, but will occasionally make exceptions for the tender ones.

Along with a magnificent talent for video games, Marc is the coolest out of all of his friends. They wish they could have the same natural wit that Marc has, and are grateful for his friendship.

He does not enjoy being pinched in the nipples.

Marc is such a gorgeous work of art, his charm can turn anything into solid gold with just a glance of his starling eyes. Even Jesus would shed a tear thinking about Marc's flawless body.

He is also genetically superior to Rand.
Chris: Whoa, look, Marc just walked by... That sexy beast.

Nathan: Holy shit, I'd kill myself just to have him notice me. His body is like a work of perfection.

Rand: I know, he's so cool and popular, I wish I could be just like him.
by Ferret Tamer December 5, 2010
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Dirty Marc

The crude act of a fat man letting a woman fuck his rolls with a strap-on
by bobalobabingbong October 18, 2008
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Marc Anthony

Extremely attractive guys; knows the right thing to say and when to say it. He can make you feel like you're the only girl in the world. May be gay with he's friends especially the ugliest one. (Most likely with a mushroom shaped penis & doesn't mind sending it out to people) Has such a cute laugh and a really sexy voice. Will always be there for you no matter what. Aka: Co
Alex: ohh who's that?

Alyssa: idk but he shouldn't even bother calling up to say hello because he's too sexy
Alex: I know his voice alone is orgasmic
John: yeah I'd love to rub my mushroom dick all up on him!
Ariel: OMG it's Marc Anthony!!
by Alex_nsn September 18, 2013
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Macockma

"Oh my god giddy-up look at the macockma on that!!!..."
by Holmah May 9, 2006
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macrocranialism

A non-scientific condition typified by the presence of a big (even gigantic) head. May also be accompanied by slight retardation or the presence of retard strength.
I feel so sorry for Mary, with John's advanced macrocranialism, their kids have ginormous heads. There must have been some stretching down in the vag from those big heads passing through.
by Big Tilly September 16, 2006
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marc-y-marc

Someone with no reference or clue about what they are saying. Someone who talks out of his ass.
That guy doesn't know anything. He's marc-y-marc.
by Chrysoloras February 9, 2017
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marcd

Marcd is a hypermultidisciplinary creative studio making chindoguand other things in and around the computer.
Oh yeah, wasn't Marcd the youngest hypermultidisciplinary Chindogu designers to conquer the western market?
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