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Mail Lady

Noun, plural 'Mail Ladies'
Def. 1
What most people call a female mailman, unless they use the inferior term 'mailwoman'.
For some reason, she always seems to either damage your package or be late with it (this fact also applies to Male Mail Ladies).
Also sometimes called a Maillady, Postlady, Post Lady, UPS Lady, or UPSlady.

Def. 2
A woman that arrived to you via the mail.

Def. 3
A term for someone that delivers sex, also known as a prostitute.

Def. 4
A misspelling of the word "male lady", usually found in text (sometimes also referred to as a "man" in British English)
Def. 1
guy 1: Hey, has the mail lady come for you yet? It's already 4 and the mail was suppose to get here by 3!
guy 2: I think I saw her jalopy crashed into a pole on my way home from work.
guy 1: God damn it....

Def. 2
guy 1: Guess what? I just got a mail lady!
guy 2: What, like a mail order bride?
guy 1: No, she came in a package.
guy 2: So...she's a contortionist?
guy 1: I never said she was alive.

Def. 3
guy 1: Has the mail lady come for you yet?
guy 2: No, I think she's still at Johnson's.

guy 3: Sorry, she insisted on doing foreplay first.

Def. 4
guy 1: Hey did u see that cute chick that moved in down the street? She seems ur type
guy 2: Nah im only into mail ladies
by PostOfficer February 22, 2019
mugGet the Mail Ladymug.

mail truck

A truck that delivers mail to your house
Here comes the Mail Truck!
by jacie handler May 5, 2018
mugGet the mail truckmug.

mail coif

A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.
Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
mugGet the mail coifmug.

Snaily Mail

Adjective that describes how it takes forever to send or receive email compared to instant messaging.
Hey, send that to me through Skype and not snaily mail.
by Waterworks Marketing September 12, 2009
mugGet the Snaily Mailmug.

me-mail

Where you email yourself so that you can pick up documents at other computers.
"How are you going to get that work into school?"
"No worries. I'll just me-mail it to my school address."
by Alien Muffins July 18, 2009
mugGet the me-mailmug.

Me-mail

To send yourself email to another of your email address's
Crystal sent me-mail to her hotmail account.
by NatoSA December 2, 2010
mugGet the Me-mailmug.

mail tears

John is an idiot he search mail tears instead of male tears
by Chaos1_p March 3, 2022
mugGet the mail tearsmug.

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