when you send a mass text from your iPhone and include people without an iPhone. If you responde it automatically replies to everyone and creates chaos.
by jwizzle55 December 15, 2011
Get the mass text monster mug.MONSTERBURG: Dave Monsterburg, that is. Award Winning, Celebrity Facebook Comedian Phenom. His posts are non-stop fun, his friends are outrageous. He’s been copied, but never been topped. The humor flows like a river of diarrhea in an old folk’s home. Nothing about the Monsterburg page will ever be “normal”, what is normal anyway? Guaranteed to twist your mind and warp your values; it’s like travelling through the “Comedic Twilight Zone”. Mind distorting humor is there for all to participate and appreciate. The sarcastic brand of humor is not for the feeble minded, weak hearted, or those prone to sharting; nothing is off limits to be made fun of, and nothing will be off limits. The non apologetic comedy is what makes it the best page on Facebook there is. Dave Monsterburg and his lively bunch of cohorts with their “Off” brand of humor will make you pee your pants from laughter.
Can someone call my therapist, I'm addicted to the Monsterburg and can't sign off Facebook.
MOM....Dave Monsterburg made me pee my pants again!
MOM....Dave Monsterburg made me pee my pants again!
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Luke: Did you see Alex cry about the commercial, then scream at me for not bringing her enough ice cream?
Phil: Yea she's totally monsterating right now, stay away.
Phil: Yea she's totally monsterating right now, stay away.
by ChiliBoy June 17, 2012
Get the Monsterating mug.The inability to stop oneself from eating anything and everything in sight, like Cookie Monster from Seasame Street.
"What's this? This no plate of cookies. This plate of BBQ wings. Ah. Who me kidding? Me compulsive eater. Mahmahmah!" -Cookie Monster on a skit
"Mmm....leftovers!" -Me with my Cookie Monster Syndrome
"Mmm....leftovers!" -Me with my Cookie Monster Syndrome
by chicinthecity March 4, 2008
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A person who has sex with a fat and/or ugly girl is called a Land Monster Slayer.
If you know anyone who has sex with fat or ugly girls, it would be correct to begin referring to them as a Land Monster Slayer, because they, in effect, defeated the Land Monster at her horrible game.
A person who has sex with a fat and/or ugly girl is called a Land Monster Slayer.
If you know anyone who has sex with fat or ugly girls, it would be correct to begin referring to them as a Land Monster Slayer, because they, in effect, defeated the Land Monster at her horrible game.
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Guy 1: "Those 2 chicks over are total land monsters."
Guy 2: "Definitely, man. I haven't gotten any in a while. Want to go slay the land monsters with me tonight?"
Guy 1: "Those 2 chicks over are total land monsters."
Guy 2: "Definitely, man. I haven't gotten any in a while. Want to go slay the land monsters with me tonight?"
by Land Monster Slayer May 17, 2006
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