Mister I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims to buy clothes every day but andreea knows he ain’t rich and he’s lying

Mister I buy clothes every day texted me today! Fuck off u dump

by hotpotato July 13, 2018

Mister Spider

A male pornstar that dresses up as a spider, not for the faint hearted.

"Hey, did you see that new Mister Spider video"
"I did, I'm scarred for life"

by FriendlyWorder April 4, 2018

Your sisters a mister

Worse than “ur granny tranny” or “ur brothers a mother”. Every time this is said, the victim will implode into a ball of guts then blast into a shower of blood.

Joe: “Your gay.”
John: “Don’t make me do it.”
Joe: “Do what, pussy?”
John: “You’ve taken it too far.”
John: “Your sisters a mister.”
Joe: *Implodes then blasts out covering the walls in a red layer of blood and guts*

by ThatGuy286437 May 15, 2018

ur sister mister

ur sister mister- the ultimate comeback that can never be countered so you always win with.

jeff: ur grandpap a trap

dave: ur sister mister

everything dies the earth implodes and the big bang happens again

by ur mum gay lol May 16, 2018

Mister R.

He is a guy from Croatia. He is so fucking hot and his ears are so damn good. He have a very good right foot and he is very fast in jerking off and sex. He never had a girl but he like to said "Bolje u bakicu, nego u šakicu". he is so fucking funny.

Mister R. je jak
Mister R. je ruter

Mister R. doktor ovog univerzuma sa stranom sarkazma koja dovodi do imitacije drugih ljudi te konstantnog hodanja i nošenja vriće za patike koja mu pre doboro stoji ali ipak on je jedan estravagantni mladić sa nedostatkom humora.

by Mister Grba July 21, 2019

mister

A friend who is nurturing as a mom and close like a sister.

Come on over my mister.

by jillywilli66 July 31, 2019

Ur sister a mister

An insult known and feared by all of mankind and even god himself... An insult so powerful and so great it could destroy life as we know it. One of the only insults more powerful than ur mom gae

Below we shall see but mortal a man attempt to use this insult against another though be warned life... may go extinct

john: Hey mike!
Mike: yeah what is it John?
John: ur mom gae
Mike: pathetic!
also mike: UR DAD LESBIAN!
John: ur brother a mother
Mike: you have forced me to use my ultimate power...
john: NO! MIKE DONT DO IT!!!!!
Mike: ur sister A Mister
(the solar system gets torn into pieces and life as we know it dies)

NOW BUT ONE MAN STANDS AND HIS NAME SHALL FOREVER BE FEARED AND WORSHIPPED!!!! A MAN SO POWERFUL GOD HIMSELF PISSED HIMSELF.

by tuu0prartf April 30, 2019