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melton

Cutting a hot zester right in someone's face, and smiling at them in the process.
Dude, Nate just meltoned Tie when he was watching TV.
by mtsudaff January 30, 2009
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molton

Something that is hot.
The new Pendulum album is Molton.
That girl is fucking molton.
by TheOrbit September 7, 2005
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miltonification

The act of relegating something/someone to irrelevancy, a la "Milton" from Office Space.
Keith only burnt down the building after experiencing Miltonification when his boss moved him to the basement.
by Eageralto October 7, 2013
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miltonius

pog guy that is l4d2 speedrunner
yo dude did u watch Miltonius 's stream yesterday?
by not ginja October 9, 2021
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miltennium

1. The thousand-year period (or decade) starting in the year 2010.

2. An second chance for those who missed the real millennium celebrations because they believed the Y2K disaster hype and spent New Year's Eve 2000 locked in a concrete bunker anticipating the end of the world (which is now slated for 2012).

3. A more impressive-sounding name for a 10th anniversary, an alternate word for decade, which is too similar to "decayed" and "decadence" to sound as positive.
"This New Year's I'll be partying like it's 2009 cuz it's the start of the new miltennium!"

"Since there's no Y2K10 bug, we can ring in the miltennium by celebrating instead of worrying like at the millennium."

Urban Dictionary has been around for a whole miltennium!
by Saint Mike December 26, 2009
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MILTOFC

The respectful version of MILF

M = Mother/Mom/Mama
I = I'd
L = Like
To
T = Take
O = Out
F = For
C = Coffee
Damien: Damn, Alex's mom is such a MILF!
Lucas: You mean a MILTOFC? Respect women, Bro!
by LEEKALIX October 6, 2018
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Melton

Melton you bigot
by Douche canoe 3000 May 7, 2019
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