Mega Knight

A powerful legendary card in clash royale. It's 7 elixir which means it's not cheap. This legendary card has a lot of hitpoints but does a moderate amount of damage. What makes this card op is his jump, his jump deals 2 times his original damage meaning it can kill the magic archer and mother witch with it's jump. The mega knight can almost defeat all the ground troop in the game besides pekka and inferno tower. The mega knight is the third card in the game with the most hitpoints and it is one of the most annoying cards in the game.

The mega knight is gay because of his hitpoints and jump damage.

by RandomGuyIsCool November 23, 2022

Mega Sweat

A person that is playing too seriously or trying too hard to win but on a mega level.

Some examples are below:
Using OP or Meta weapons in FPS
Camping in FPS
Raging in casual or practice mode playlists
Farming kills by knowing spawn points

A similar, interchangeable term is a ‘mega try-hard'

"The UMP 45 can carry most Mega Sweats on any Tarkov map"

by ImTrashJuice March 13, 2023

mega-toxic rizz

literally the most down bad, toxic, manipulating and criminal rizz of all time, usually it uses the other person's weaknesses (mental problems) to take advantage of being vulnerable. if you use it, you're either a guy combining all those that Lana del Rey talks about - or so down bad you'll resort to anything, including worsening mental health to get some play.
You're going to jail. and to hell.
I am too.

(fishing for girls with daddy issues)
Guy 1 : damn do we gotta really ambush them outside the psychiatrist?
Guy 2 : Yes nigga I haven't touched a woman since my mother beat me up as a kid....... one's coming!
Guy 1 : *approaches* hey there babygirl, you look tired today, have you eaten?
Guy 2 : *whispering to himself* goddamn this man is talented! never seen a cleanest and meanest mega-toxic rizz!

(fishing for girls with ED)
Guy 1 : Nigga we doin this AGAIN?
Guy 2 : shut up ...... hey there beautiful! my god you look stunning today! you're very thin!

by GbXb April 26, 2023

mega choc shake

A Chocolate milk beverage that is soley produced by wendy's™ . Some argue that it can be drunk via a straw while others argue and say that it is eatened by a spoon, currently wendys™ supply both a spoon and a straw. Wendys officials say that the original concept for the mega choc shake™ is to be drank using a round plastic straw.

"Would you like some of my mega choc shake™ with the supplied straw?"

by Wendy's CEO June 11, 2006

Mega-Analretentive-Bitch

A bitch who is bitchy for sport. just the mention of the said bitch's name will make your asshole pucker up to the point that it almost inverts into a black hole, sucking entire starsystems into it and converting it into fine particles of energy.

Alice is a mega-analretentive-bitch.

see also mega-bitch

by DaBombaMan! August 27, 2006

Mega Zert

The process of getting high and or wasted.

"Are me and you getting mega zert at the party Saturday?"

by Mace B July 1, 2008

Mega meyer

A fat beach whale, commonly spotted at the jersey shore. It is known for sneaking on the sand and eating peoples food.

Kid 1- I just saw a mega meyer at seaside heights. Kid 2- yea me too, it just ate all my buffalo wings.

by BlacknMild July 24, 2009