Sonic Logic

Something completely illogical. I.E. Fall into lava? Lose some rings. Fall into water? Die.

Why is Ramen in the pasta section as opposed to the ethnic section? That shit is sonic logic.

by DeathknightofDeath September 15, 2014

THC Logic

When someone's mode of reasoning is clearly dominated by the Tetrahydrocannabinol coursing through their veins, leading to grandiose pie-in-the-sky ideas, over-analyzation, and half-truths.

THC Logic: "I should open my own restaurant because people really like how I make velveeta shells & cheese."

by Dotties May 2, 2013

Farmer's Logic

Logic which is simple to understand, commonly used to sarcastically express unachievable deadlines and goals

The customer wants 6 months of work completed in 2 weeks, well farmer's logic says that won't work.

by Plutos-a-planet November 17, 2015

cartoon logic

where real life logic does not apply, like being able to survive fatal impacts

I was smashed in the head with an anvil but got up barely phased. Cartoon logic is a wonderful thing.

by The TallyMid Exterminator September 19, 2020

GTA logic

Physics, situations, and other anomilies only able to exist in Grand Theft Auto

Bill: Can a car really survive such a fall?
Bob: No way, that's GTA logic for you

by Zky February 8, 2014

Puff of logic

The puff that occurs when something's existence is disproved, usually in cartoons.

See any quote from A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy about the Babel fish, and, by extension, see Babel Fish.

Puff of logic because I can't submit this without it.

by tacosftw December 30, 2012

Logic

Some bi-racial rapper who brings up his race in every interview

"jeez he's a logic"

by kysammm_OF May 12, 2018