Lavender

hi
i’m lavender :>

my name is lavender and i like cookies

by lavenderschmavender August 20, 2022

LAVADA

Mexican slang for type of cocaine usually flavored strawberry, vanilla, blueberry etc

That foo got some killer vanilla Lavada the best I've ever had in awhile!
Be on the lookout foo la ley confiscated some keys of Lavada last week from el jefe!

by Gatusk August 30, 2022

cock lased

A cum stream so powerful it injures or kills anyone in its path

Dude I cock lased this chick last night and it think she might be dead

by Kax_604 August 8, 2008

Straight-Laced Humour

Humour with a bite or edge to it, often involving some form of thought or analysis to really get or understand. Often used to teach or inform, much like satire or subtle sarcasm.

"People often say that I'm not very funny. I am, I just use straight-laced humour. Life's too full of nonsense as is for me to crack a joke without some form of thought put into it..."

by Whitly January 27, 2012

lave

verb: to drink a latte.

After I long, hard day at work I like to go to Starbuck's and lave.

by oheeeeeeeeey October 28, 2010

lamed vavnik

Someone who is one of Judaism's apocryphal 36 hidden sages who keep the world in existence. According to midrash (Jewish legend), should any of these sages die, another must take his place or the world would cease to exist.

No way is he a Lamed vavnik! If he was everyone would know about it.

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Straight laced

What celibate non drinkers/smokers/drug takers used to be called before the straight edge scene came along and made the stuck up tossers feel EVEN more high and mighty.

Guy1: Yo i got dizz for the club shall we bring Becky and try and get a threesome going?
Girl: Nah shes properly straight laced she wont be up for that
Guy: deep

by thefuckisapseudonym? June 12, 2012