well-lubed

An adjective used to describe a person who is smooth, suave, and in control.

Damn, Brendan is so cool; I wish I was as well-lubed as him

by Raw Dog Assassin April 3, 2011

Pizza Lube

Garlic infused butter that comes with some pizzas, mainly Papa Johns.

Wesley: "This pizza was a bad idea, huge calorie intake I didn't need."

Angel: "Don't worry, put pizza lube on everything, that way the pizza flies through your system faster and your body doesn't retain the calories."

by dilutedspine April 8, 2012

Lava Lube

An over exaggerated term for shampoo or soap when it gets inside your pee hole while attempting to masturbate with it.. Resulting and ending in either one or several "stop-start" pissing sessions while the person is screaming about the flaming sensations that have been inflicted "down there"

Jack was out of lube, so shampoo sounded fine.. Mr. pee hole said otherwise, as poor Jack shed his tears as he slowly and painfully pissed out the Lava Lube that he mistakenly used that night. Therefore, turning his pleasure session into a pain session.....

by StrenuousBowels March 28, 2014

Holy Lube

To mix holy water with any lubricant

As jimmy walked into church, he remembered he had his Holy Lube in his backpack and headed straight to the bathroom for an early morning Church Jerk.

by Budwudder March 7, 2015

panty lube

Anything special a guy does to get a girl to have sex with him

Guy 1 "dude, two dozen roses is some pretty expensive panty lube"
Guy 2 "yea but it totally worked"

by Tippy2 July 7, 2015

Canadian Lube

Maple syrup used for lubrication.

Hold on, I think I'm going to need the Canadian Lube.

by thelordofkeks August 3, 2016

i lush,lubb,mush,gush,hush,slush you

the words you say when your to shy to tell the person your truelly in love with that you love them.

austin i lush,lubb,mush,gush,hush,slush you more than you will ever know<3

by snowbunny94 June 6, 2011