kinderlove

The relationship someone has with a younger partner; usually over 3 years apart and is used in the context of high school or college relationships.

OMG, you're going out with a freshman? What a kinderlove.

by Princess lover September 17, 2006

kindergallery

A compound word from "Kinder",the German word for "children" and the English word "gallery", meaning "a collection of art for exhibition". Generally, a kindergallery is a collection of a child's artwork displayed in the home by the child's parents. The location is almost always the family refrigerator.

Joe: Did you hear that the Palumbos had to buy a new refrigerator?

Judy: No, why?

Joe: Apparently their old one is too small for the kindergallery now that the triplets have started school.

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Uh, mom? Seeing as how I'm almost thirty, don't you think it's time to take down the kindergallery?

by primrose January 12, 2008

Kindergarten crush

When you like someone so much, you want their penis in your vagina.

Hallie has a kindergarten crush on Thomas, that’s why she teases him so much!!

by JessJones25 October 27, 2020

To pop her / his / it's kidneys

this phrase describes sex in the famed doggy position that is so brutal and frenzied that it could be said that the build up of internal pressure caused by each vigorous thrust could in fact cause the "victim's" kidneys to in fact "pop"

Christ, I'd like to pop her / his / it's kidneys!!

by Markdkny May 23, 2007

kindergoth

A Goth Girl who is under age 14. Not a label for a brain-dead follow-my-leader girl - a kindergoth does the whole Goth thing with a touch of irony yet listens to Wagner and reads Gormenghast too.

(Minor alternative use: name used by some immature 'mature' goths to deride young 'new goths'. Kindergoth is used by them as an equivalent to 'newbie' or 'plastic punk').

See also: babygoth, baby-bats, kinderwhore, pixie.

"Gloom County's resident kindergoth reads a lot of Sandman."

by Nupe January 6, 2004

kinderlesbos

Two little 5-6 year old girls holding hands walking to and from school

Hey, look at those two little kinderlesbos walking home from school

by --- January 24, 2005

kidney krunch

Similar to a pink sock, but better. While giving the girl anal the man punches the girl powerfully with both fists in both kidneys. AS she tenses up her anus, the man thrusts as hard as possible, causing her to fly off the man's cock. This inadvertantly causes the girl to pink sock herself.

'Did you pink sock that bitch?'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'

by analapplecore May 2, 2006