Keanu's forehead

little bitch who doesn't like getting bad mouthed

did you just hear Keanu saying he hates getting bad mouthed by Brandon? what a fucking rock. fuck him and his black pants. look at Keanu's forehead, aint nothing wrong with it, but look at it.

by xxx_brandonskiwi_xxx November 8, 2020

keanan

what a great lover he makes. he is different, and too damn good to be human. so beautiful in all of the ways i could ever imagine for someone to be beautiful. keanan, please don’t ever become a stranger.

“ i met a boy who makes my bitter days sweet. “

“ it is keanan, isn’t it? “
“ how did you know? “
“ who else could it be? no one compares to him. “

by your sweetest girl August 31, 2021

keanu

(n.) the grouping of chest hair that grows predominantly around the nipples.

"my keanu is out of control...time to trim"

by im.e.kiwi April 14, 2010

Keane

When one has smoked a large amount of Marijuana then collapsed in an industrial site whilst listening to Massive Attack.

To Pull a Keane
I think hes pulled a Keane
last night i pulled a wicked Keane

by BLEACH69696969 February 10, 2009

Keanu Reeves

Priceless actor. Keanu is one of those actors that only go good in certian movies, but could you imagine someone with any emotional depth playing in Bill & Ted or the Matrix? Keanu's cut&dry, often laughable acting is not without its charm.

"Hello Neo, do you know who this is?"
"Morpheus"
"Yes..."
"Whoa!"

by TrippleZero April 30, 2005

keansburg

small, one square mile town. most people like middletown and hazlet think that they are poor even though they have the best school system in the area and are ten times more united with spirit then all of those towns combined. mostly known for being "white trash" "low lives" and drugs. middletown is just jealous because they are known for stuck up skanks, and hazlet is just known for weirdos and gays. even though people say they hate the town, they always come here for the beach, boardwalk, fun, and just all around cool ass people.

keansburg - ahh the most amazing place ever. you know itt.

by YOURMOTHERRR March 8, 2008

keanu reeves

an actor who played in such movies as Bill and Ted, The Matrix, and his new movie Constantine, but only 3 of the movies hes been in DO NOT HAVE PHONE BOOTHS!!!

"Keanu Reeves? THAT HACK, HES ONLY BEEN IN 3 MOVIES WITHOUT PHONE BOOTHS!"
"Thanks Zeph"

by M.Bussell February 5, 2005