A stripper that is obviously past her prime, that makes you ask yourself why is she still stripping. Usually defined by the undead look in her eyes and kinda looks like an old crone or hag even after make up. There's usually one in every club but there's always exceptions.
by pseudotramp December 31, 2013
Get the Crypt Keeper mug.A really sweet Asian guy that has really big abs. He's not an open book so to know about him you have to be pretty close. At first he may seem hostile but as your relationship strengthens, you two are tied for life. Kepler is one of those people that make up for their mistakes in ways that can never be repayed. If you meet a Kepler, don't take your friendship for granted. In a relationship, take it slow. Don't play Kepler he will never trust you. He is the type of person you can always trust and although sometime he may be a pain, as much as you want him out of your life, you can't stand to he without him. They are usually Bronies.
Sandy: hey how's you and Kepler doin?!
Roxy: FABULOUS we made out while watching My Little Pony!
Sandy: oh god no
Roxy: FABULOUS we made out while watching My Little Pony!
Sandy: oh god no
by Bob Crapo January 11, 2014
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Hails from wet (something saturated with water) and kipper (Scottish fish dish)...hence, a wet kipper!
Hails from wet (something saturated with water) and kipper (Scottish fish dish)...hence, a wet kipper!
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Get the Beast Keeper mug.A pan-denominational Christian men's organization, the Promise Keepers frightened liberals during the 1990's by their public commitment to being better fathers and husbands and more sincere Christians.
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