Definitions by pseudotramp

Crypt Keeper 

A stripper that is obviously past her prime, that makes you ask yourself why is she still stripping. Usually defined by the undead look in her eyes and kinda looks like an old crone or hag even after make up. There's usually one in every club but there's always exceptions.

Holy shit dude how old do you think that one is?

I dunno man she's gotta be the crypt keeper here.

Crypt Keeper by pseudotramp December 31, 2013