Blast Jockey

When you give a monster cumshot. When there is too much cum for your partner to handle.

Bob totally Blast Jockeyed his mom and sister last week. Jerry Blast Jockeyed my daughter so I decided to Black Jockey his wife.

by Mister Twister Fister January 24, 2019

mestre joker

An unhinged derranged moran whose testicles never descended, along with a brain smaller than a mustard seed.

Yo, that guy is a total mestre joker

by Green popsicle November 2, 2020

The Joker Oakwood

A whore who a rat has a crush on who is also known as Karina Hunt/Mackwood

Did you hear a rat wanted to have sex with The Joker Oakwood?

by AriaisaRat August 28, 2021

Meat Jockey

a woman who prefers it on top during sex, where as she can resemble the up and down motions of a jockey in a horse race.

I bet that girl at the bar is a real meat jockey!

by ChaanaS June 13, 2011

bible jockey

Someone who lives for the bible, constantly quoting it.

"fucking bible jockeys, always picket the abortion clinics!"

by 1pwnj3$u$ October 18, 2006

Bush Jockey

A bush jockey is a form of pervert. It is someone who hides in the bushes in order to watch people who think they are not being watched. This almost always gets a bush jockey off.

Man : I'm having a real good time tonight, I'd like to see more of you if you know what I mean...

Woman : Oh I do and you can expect...what was that? theres someone in the bushes!

Man : Dammit you stupid Bush Jockey!

Bush Jockey : Oh no, I must flee!

by Enigma Pie July 24, 2006

Helmet Jockey

One who works on a pornographic movie set "fluffing" the penis of actors to keep them hard.

Hey, where is RTG the Helmet Jockey? Ron has a windsock effect going on!

by MotherFnFBM October 24, 2010