Jingle Jangle

When you wrap your erect penis in wrapping paper and gift it to someone for Christmas, most commonly to a significant other

I couldn't afford a present, so I resorted to jingle jangling her for Christmas.
Dude, I jingle jangled my girlfriend last night and she said it was the best gift she ever got!
What should I get her for Christmas?
Just jingle jangle her dude, she'll never turn you down

by Dylan Mercer September 21, 2016

Jingles

Chinese Prostitute.
Common phrases used by a "Jingles" include..

"WAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!?!?!"
"IM NOT GONNA SEE YOU TOMORROW? :O"
"HEELLLOOO?? IS THERE SOMEBODY IN THE WALL?"
"COCONUTS"
"I DON'T CARE!"
"YOUR WASTING MY TIME!!"
"SO WAT!"
"PS3 SO EXPENSIVE!!!!"

I'm gona get a blow from that Jingles tonight!

Look at that Jingles on the street corner

That Jingles is such a dirty slag

I Bet that Jingles has every disease in the dictionary

oh don't worry, its only a Jingles.

by Andy Fong March 8, 2008

jingle tits

a nick name for a man with large breasts

check out jingle tits over there on the other side of the room.

by frank valente October 24, 2006

jingle balls

when you are fucking a girl in her vagina and you slip your ball (or balls) into her vagina, or when your fucking her in her vagina and someone else is fucking her in the ass and he slips his balls in her vagina

jack was fucking his girlfriend when he jingle balls her.

by lautal January 18, 2010

jingle dong

When your dick hits the front of the toilet seat while your taking a shit.

While taking a shit I leaned back then forward and jingle donged my dick twice.

by buckeyeoh July 6, 2014

crotch jingler

Name for a male who is determined he knows how to make your crotch tingle, but in the end, can't get the job done and all it does is jingle

My date last night turned out to be a crotch Jingler.

by Workwife June 3, 2010

Jingle Jangle

When your leg goes numb and you do that wiggle thing.

She did the jingle jangle

by Phonerack432 November 2, 2017