Jakob

Comes from the Latin term, idiot. Usually people with this name have extremely large pussies.

Don't rub your pussy on the window, you fucking Jakob.

Jakob by DaleDud February 14, 2017

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jakob

a peice of shit who brings you food in school so he can feel part normal aka food genie

yo money you are such a jakob

jakob by hoodedliability November 5, 2008

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jahova's witness protection program

This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.

"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?

jahova's witness protection program by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016