2 definitions by Fiire boy

Jakob

The gay version of Jacob and usually a snitch.

Me when I pop a bag of chips open at lunch: Jakob did it!
Tracker: JAKOB PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE NOW!

by Fiire boy November 12, 2019

Hartman

A total disappointment no matter what they try to do, fails at everything in life. Usually fat and has a gamer dad. Enjoys sports but isn’t particularly good at them. (Typically gay)

You are such a Hartman Andrew

by Fiire boy November 12, 2019