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Jurassic MILF

A senior aged to post-cougar MILF in remarkably good shape and figure, most often observed at higher-end grocery stores. Jurassic MILFs are usually only spotted by men post-40 years of age as the lowest age bracket. Particularly fine specimens with glorious plumage can attract the attention of adult males as young as 15 years of age. Jurassic MILFs have become far more prevalent with later aged divorce rates and improved brassiere technology while younger females average heavier mass.

Jurassic MILFs should not be confused with "backside hit and runs" where a viewer's initial evaluation of garmented backside approval meets a leathered front side. Some Jurassic MILFs are such an enigma that another shopping cart drive-by is needed to fully absorb the situation. Jurassic MILF's are a more proud, stable, and submissive creature that lack the attention deficit of the Cougar. For this reason, idle attempts at conversation are low risk without mental Seppuku.
Yeah, Casi's on the corner....great fish. Try it, its the autobaun of MILF to Jurassic MILF.
by contributer_to_pop March 18, 2014
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Jurassic Park Advent

Jurassic Park Advent is an annual seven-day celebration of dinosaurs and dinosaur-related media, particularly the Jurassic Park film series. It begins on the Saturday preceding the first Friday in April, and ends on the first Friday in April (Jurassic Park Day). It was created in 2013 by two sibling Jurassic Park enthusiasts from Wisconsin to celebrate the 20th anniversary theatrical re-release of Jurassic Park.

Common traditions during Jurassic Park Advent include throwing dinosaur-themed parties, watching the movies from the Jurassic Park franchise (or other dinosaur movies/programs), and sharing dinosaur-related content on social media. Friends and family will usually gather to watch the original film on the last day of Advent, Jurassic Park Day.
In 2016, Jurassic Park Advent will begin on March 26, and Jurassic Park Day will fall on April 1.
by JPAdvent July 12, 2016
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julasia

beautiful bad ass bitch, honestly julasia is a queen.
" damn is that julasia "
by kfkddkfkf November 24, 2016
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Jurassic waterslide

While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaurs into her open asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Pull out quickly and a few of the dinosaurs will flow out like on a waterslide. The others will stay in there for a while eventually landing in another water pool... the toilet.
She gives me ass once a year on my birthday.
So i gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.
by MagicRat April 19, 2018
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Jurassic Park

A place where y frickin die!
Bob : Don’t to to Jurassic Park

Joe : you can go because I want you to die!
by Ian Malcum May 14, 2018
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Jurassic park

a really low budget movie, that turns out to be actually very good.
"did you see that new batman movie? it was such a jurassic park"
by craisins.inc June 14, 2018
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Jugasm

A rare occurrence in which a Jew reaches an intense orgasm, never seen before. Also studied in Grad point MS: World Studies: The Ancient World lesson 3.3 Jugasm.
Teacher: Okay class we will be studying Judaism. Random Student: No! It's called JUGASM! Random Student 2: Hell Yeah! Jugasm, not Judaism! Teacher: These kids' minds have ascended beyond my own...
by ArizonaCupOfTea October 4, 2018
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