Shitty Instagrammer

They have 1K followers but follows 10K.

hey jimmy is a shitty instagrammer.

by fuckfaceandtoes January 3, 2019

Instagram

The equivalent of $1 billion. This definition garnered traction after the social-network giant, Facebook, acquired the photo-sharing app, Instagram, for a ridiculous $1 billion.

Bonenut: Hey Jimdog, how much did you pay for that mansion?

Jimdog: I paid one instagram for this dope house, Bonenut!

Hey, did you hear about the losses Sony experienced in 2011? It was over THREE instagrams!

by Tkun August 25, 2012

Instagramenus

Someone who is addicted to uploading to Instagram.

Mini: Xoxo Just uploaded a new selfie!
Mark: Yo, you have instagramenus, you need to snap outta that!e

by 00jace no.2 November 2, 2013

Instagram model

Step 1: do not heart eye girls that look like less attractive versions of your girl friend
Step 2: do not spend hours jerking off to how many followers/likes you get
Step 3: give up on your "goal" you douche, it's not a goal and no matter what you're not good enough

This prick really thinks he can become an instagram model

by Lillith515 May 1, 2019

Instagram Urban Explorer

A person who usually goes into an abandoned building and "flicks" pictures usually with an iPhone or Android. They claim to be a photographer or artist after editing their 5 megapexil shot with a fisheye and over abusive HDR effect. Snapseed is usually the #1 "editing" program they use. You can spot them out in real life as they are usually middle aged wearing a bandana around their mouth or disposable dust mask as a form of protection. If you do see them don't be alarmed as they usually stick to one place only and proclaim themselves as an explorer. Lastly they abuse hashtags by using some type of subject following the day in the week "brickmonday" "rustythursday" and put a quote from someone they know nothing about in order to make them sound intellectual. The more crews they are in the better Instagram urban explorer they are.

Girl: Hey Why can't I take pictures in the dark?

Guy: Well stop using your ipad you whore and get a real camera. Fucking Instagram Urban Explorers.

by Jhm June 15, 2014

Instagram feed

The pictures you see when you scroll down someones instagram

Omg she has such a cool instagram feed!

by YASQUEENYAS June 6, 2018

Instagram question

A dumbass sticker u can post on your insta story and so that people ask questions. But actually nobody cares and u just did it to prove u have friends and u actually don’t get any questions.

Person 1: did u ask me an Instagram question?
Person 2: no that is dumb

by buffalochiken420 July 15, 2018