meat sheet

also known as face sheets in college, in which new freshmen with their high school photos and hometowns are listed. "meat" sheet instead of "meet" sheet because upperclassmen use them to pick which cute freshmen to hit on at back-to-campus parties.

"That chick is hot--I saw her in the meat sheet and memorized her hobbies."

by desertfrog May 4, 2006

sheet

1.) a state of mind in which a person is ready to engage in sexual intercourse.

2.) to get a person into said state of mind.

3.) a synonym for "to have sex" used in phrases that include "shit"

1.) "before i could get the condom on, she was already sheeted"

2.)"I'm pretty sure she likes me. What should I do?"
"Git 'er sheeted!"

3.) "We sheeted all over the place and i have to say it was the best sheet I ever took. I totally sheeted her brains out"

by aPirAte August 10, 2010

Oh sheet!

When you are about to exclaim oh shit! in front of your parents, teacher, child, etc, and quickly save yourself by saying oh sheet instead

Oh sheet! I cracked my phone’s screen!! 🤯

by Yassdaddyboilovesmemore May 30, 2018

beat sheets

beat sheets are typically pictures of girls that you find sexually attractive, these are copied to one sheet of paper and printed off. this sheet is then used to excite yourself whilst you masturbate.

tordy used his beat sheets last night, he added some girls he knows from college

by umbaowew April 5, 2009

Frolic in the sheets

Have sex, bump uglies, fornicate

Hey babe, wanna frolic in the sheets?

by SppecialEd July 9, 2019

Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating while in bed

Holy shorts randy you just sheet sneezed in Blake’s bed how do you feel?

by Kaidonado March 16, 2020

Wetlands in the sheets

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked

I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!

by Ammo4u March 9, 2023