cunt hunt

What men do when they need a hot pussy
I'm on a cunt hunt now
by MasterX November 05, 2004
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Egg Hunt

1.The act of sexual intercourse for the sole purpose of impregnating your partner. When a couple actively tries to get pregnant. filled the basket
2. A traditional Easter holiday tradition. Grownups hide eggs from the "Easter Bunny" and children search/hunt for them.
Guy#1: I am so tired today.
Guy#2: Jeanna had you out late egg hunting again?
Guy#1: Yea, ,we've been trying for weeks now, but I think I finally filled the basket.

by Murtle January 25, 2008
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turtle hunting

The act of pushing a shit out of your ass and pulling it back up inside, resembling that of a turtle head.
I went hardcore turtle hunting last night. It weighed at least three pounds.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager December 01, 2015
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cunt hunting

when you are bored of the normal vagina, you have to hunt for a new one to fuck
man 1: how was that girl you did last night?
man 2: she was ok, but her pussy was all boring. i went cunt hunting and ripped off her arm and fucked her empty arm socket.
man 1: nice im gonna try that next time
by thecunthunter February 02, 2011
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Hunting Season

The time of year where most guys named Andre go sit in the woods for no good fucking reason knowing damn well they won’t shoot a fucking deer
Andre: sup cunt boyz, it’s hunting season!
Friends: Andre you have never shot a deer.

Andre: yes I have!

Friends: Andre the only thing you’ve shot is a load of cum in your own ass hole
by HugeHunterWithTinyPenis September 14, 2019
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Mushroom hunt

When a straight woman or gay man is extremely horny and looking for any guy to bang.
Did you see Jenna at the party the other day? She was totally on a mushroom hunt.
by The Seventh Samurai August 09, 2012
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unicorn hunting

When a heterosexual couple searches for a bisexual woman (or sohrab) to be the third in a three person relationship.
Honey, how do you feel about hitting up OKCupid to go unicorn hunting?
by notsohrab69 February 23, 2022
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