cunt hunt

What men do when they need a hot pussy

I'm on a cunt hunt now

by MasterX November 4, 2004

cunt hunting

when you are bored of the normal vagina, you have to hunt for a new one to fuck

man 1: how was that girl you did last night?
man 2: she was ok, but her pussy was all boring. i went cunt hunting and ripped off her arm and fucked her empty arm socket.
man 1: nice im gonna try that next time

by thecunthunter February 22, 2011

turtle hunting

The act of pushing a shit out of your ass and pulling it back up inside, resembling that of a turtle head.

I went hardcore turtle hunting last night. It weighed at least three pounds.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager March 6, 2016

unicorn hunting

When a heterosexual couple searches for a bisexual woman (or sohrab) to be the third in a three person relationship.

Honey, how do you feel about hitting up OKCupid to go unicorn hunting?

by notsohrab69 February 22, 2022

guy hunting

The act of a girl hunting for a guy for highly selfish reasons. Done to acquire a "boy-toy", possibly potential boyfriends, or just a new friend ;). Best remedy for any break up. Usually done by girls, in groups of no more than three. Definitely a good alternative to a simple girl's night out. Equipment include, leggings to accentuate the size of the ass, a cute shirt, and just looking like a sexy bitch for the night. Guy hunting can take place anywhere, preferably with a pretty high population of straight males.

Friend 1: Let's go guy hunting tonight. Single life rocks.
Friend 2: YES! Let's go find hot guys.

by s0seductive November 12, 2011

Hunting Season

The time of year where most guys named Andre go sit in the woods for no good fucking reason knowing damn well they won’t shoot a fucking deer

Andre: sup cunt boyz, it’s hunting season!
Friends: Andre you have never shot a deer.

Andre: yes I have!

Friends: Andre the only thing you’ve shot is a load of cum in your own ass hole

by HugeHunterWithTinyPenis September 14, 2019

Mushroom hunt

When a straight woman or gay man is extremely horny and looking for any guy to bang.

Did you see Jenna at the party the other day? She was totally on a mushroom hunt.

by The Seventh Samurai August 9, 2012