Stealthy dressing ones self in urban camouflage, or ninja gear during the Christmas season to find, and kill front yard reindeer decorations. The usual choice of weapons for this sport are: Broad swords, katana swords, machete's, grappling hooks, or "rope". After beheading the deer with you choice of weapon, the grappling hook/rope is then used to drag the remaining carcasses behind a vehicle if deemed necessary.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.
"The Urban Reindeer Hunting Carol"
I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...
I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...
by The Barn Shark December 23, 2009
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by Christopher Homer December 6, 2010
Get the Jeremy Hunt mug.When you've been without a date for a long, long time, haven't seen your Mom for ages, and no one has hugged you forever and you need someone to touch and hug you, that's skin hunger.
When you are lying in bed or sitting on a park bench and begin fantasizing about lying in bed holding another person and NOT thinking about sex. That's skin hunger!
When you are lying in bed or sitting on a park bench and begin fantasizing about lying in bed holding another person and NOT thinking about sex. That's skin hunger!
"Wow. I just met this guy and he grabbed and hugged me the first time he saw me and he said, "Hello!!". My skin felt like it had been electrically buzzed! I have such terrible skin hunger."
I went to a masseuse. As he was massaging my legs and back and my skin was sizzling, I realized no one had touched me in a long, long time. Pure skin hunger!
I went to a masseuse. As he was massaging my legs and back and my skin was sizzling, I realized no one had touched me in a long, long time. Pure skin hunger!
by sweetsie March 20, 2011
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Asian HOBBITS sit on a tree- k I s s I n g. Eating chicken wings and slurping on the water Mel gibson. Hung ho Hobbits e's his own sack as he ponders the pedo-cave.
by King of the Hobbits October 9, 2013
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(Teenager ejaculates in bedroom and misses the tissue) "Shit my mums coming up the stairs, better go on a cum hunt before she cleans my room and finds it"
by JanstertheManster December 26, 2011
Get the Cum Hunt mug.The name of a sport/method of pest control which has not become legal due to "human right" howevcer we must ask ourselves if this affliction of normal society is actually human and not some kind of plague, or the damned returning from the pits of hell. The game entails the extermination of as many chavs as possible within one's lifetime. Any method of elimination is allowed within the confines of the game ranging from tactical nuclear strikes and shot gun kills at close range to bludgeoning to death with another chav.
Start a petition now with your local council, 'legalise chav hunting' push the point that they could be used to test new military weapons on and to replace animals in animal testing labs, they could even be burned as an alternative fuel source.
Start a petition now with your local council, 'legalise chav hunting' push the point that they could be used to test new military weapons on and to replace animals in animal testing labs, they could even be burned as an alternative fuel source.
'wooooooo chav hunting'
'let the chav hunt begin'
'I, the prime minster of great britain, proclaim chav hunting legal'
'chav hunting, the new olympic sport'
'let the chav hunt begin'
'I, the prime minster of great britain, proclaim chav hunting legal'
'chav hunting, the new olympic sport'
by PopeG Vth November 18, 2004
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Hunter-gatherer societies are the most egalitarian societies known; since the group size is rarely more than one hundred to two hundred, there is no room for sexual division of labor or social strata because everyone must look out for each other. Men hunt while women and children gather roots, leaves, fruits, eggs, seeds, and trap small animals. Males and females are recognized as different but equally important; since hunting is difficult and unpredictable, the women provide about 80% of the food. While women could hunt, that they nurse babies and small children keeps them from joining stressful, difficult hunts; gathering plant foods is far easier on the women and children. While the men must use sign language and hand signals to communicate while hunting, the women are free to chat with each other as they gather all manner of plant products.
Foragers depend heavily on the reproductive capacities of their territory and the local climate/ ecosystem must change very little, if at all; a tiny shift could mean disaster.
Hunter-gatherer societies are the most egalitarian societies known; since the group size is rarely more than one hundred to two hundred, there is no room for sexual division of labor or social strata because everyone must look out for each other. Men hunt while women and children gather roots, leaves, fruits, eggs, seeds, and trap small animals. Males and females are recognized as different but equally important; since hunting is difficult and unpredictable, the women provide about 80% of the food. While women could hunt, that they nurse babies and small children keeps them from joining stressful, difficult hunts; gathering plant foods is far easier on the women and children. While the men must use sign language and hand signals to communicate while hunting, the women are free to chat with each other as they gather all manner of plant products.
Foragers depend heavily on the reproductive capacities of their territory and the local climate/ ecosystem must change very little, if at all; a tiny shift could mean disaster.
The hunter-gatherer culture is very difficult to preserve now, with such pressure to assimilate. But then, Jared Diamond has argued that agriculture is the worst mistake that humans have made.
Where foragers eat at least 200 species of plants and a similar number of animal species, industrial cultures barely eat a tenth of that; foragers are far healthier while farmers now live with very little crop diversity and are thus vulnerable to famine and have lived close to animals and exchanged pathogens with them.
Women in foraging societies have the most autonomy; women’s control of production, marriage, and reproduction is the norm in hunter-gatherer groups.
Hunter-gatherer groups include the Bushmen, Mbenga, and Hadza peoples of southern Africa; the Yupik and Gwich'in of Alaska; the Beaver Nation of Canada; and numerous indigenous tribes in Indonesia, Australia, and the Americas.
Many of America's First Nations have been forced to leave hunter-gatherer lifestyles, including the Miwok, Ohlone, Chumash, Paiute, Cheyenne, Shoshone, Penobscot, and the many Plains Nations.
Where foragers eat at least 200 species of plants and a similar number of animal species, industrial cultures barely eat a tenth of that; foragers are far healthier while farmers now live with very little crop diversity and are thus vulnerable to famine and have lived close to animals and exchanged pathogens with them.
Women in foraging societies have the most autonomy; women’s control of production, marriage, and reproduction is the norm in hunter-gatherer groups.
Hunter-gatherer groups include the Bushmen, Mbenga, and Hadza peoples of southern Africa; the Yupik and Gwich'in of Alaska; the Beaver Nation of Canada; and numerous indigenous tribes in Indonesia, Australia, and the Americas.
Many of America's First Nations have been forced to leave hunter-gatherer lifestyles, including the Miwok, Ohlone, Chumash, Paiute, Cheyenne, Shoshone, Penobscot, and the many Plains Nations.
by Lorelili November 6, 2012
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