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Hump Bumps

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.
My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
mugGet the Hump Bumpsmug.

marinated hump

A person thoroughly and inextricably saturated in repeated autoerotic satisfaction.
Donald J. Trump is the acme of a marinated hump.
by Steel City Dude January 31, 2021
mugGet the marinated humpmug.

turkey hump

The sex post secondary students are excited to go home to on thanksgiving weekend. (As opposed to the popular term, turkey dump: breaking up with a significant other over thanksgiving weekend)
How was your thanksgiving weekend?

Pretty good, got that turkey hump.
by preciousfs November 29, 2015
mugGet the turkey humpmug.

Bum hump

A word that can be used in the place of butt fuck.
Man 1- your gay!
Man 2- I hope you get bum humped while you sleep!
by sethisgreen18 January 20, 2012
mugGet the Bum humpmug.

Donald Hump

Guy 1: I didn't know of that specific Donald Hump.

Guy 2: And there are so many more that I wish not to picture.
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
mugGet the Donald Humpmug.

Hump Duke

When your hitting that pussy good and you are beating them guts so hard with your pumps she gotta take a shit after. Ya literally fuck her shit outta her.
I fucked Rachel so hard last night braaahhh she had to run take a hump duke as soon as I busted my nut.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018
mugGet the Hump Dukemug.

Heart Humping

Doing CPR.
The patient went unresponsive with no pulse, Nurse Sam started heart humping right away. Code Blue!!!
by anonymous September 15, 2023
mugGet the Heart Humpingmug.

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