Rowland S. Howard 

Rowland Stuart Howard (born 160,463,872 BC): Lolstralian rock musician, guitarist and songwriter, best known for being Nick Cave’s bitch. Has been known to open sets by joking of own demise. Likes roller-skating, hair gel and Tila Tequila. Doesn't want to shake your hand, when he can shake your hips. Incredibly sexy.

Person 1: Who's that sexy motherfucker sitting in that corner over there, doing all the drugs?

Person 2: That's Rowland S. Howard!

Person 1: Gawd, he's such a supah buff hawtie. <3

Rowland S. Howard by ~*~Rowland~*~ May 10, 2009

Dwight Howard 

An event where one dude acts like such an ass that he immediately replaces Lebron James as the biggest faggot on Earth.

Dude 1: Wait a minute, this guy signed a two-year extension, then had his coach and the team GM fired, demanded a trade, and refused to go to any team but the Lakers to ensure that his team could not negotiate a fair trade?

Dude 2: Yes, and he wears fake prescription eyeglasses with the lenses popped out because Lebron and Wade do it.

Dude 1: Man I thought Lebron was a giant faggot but this Dwight Howard really takes the cake.

Dwight Howard by mintek August 20, 2012

dominic howard 

Dominic Howard is the drummer of Muse.
He was born in Stockport, and moved to Devon when he was eight.
He likes the colour pink, brie cheese and enjoys fishing.
He enjoys the music of Queen and would like to have a drink with Jimi Hendrix.
He's such a adorable man!

Mel:'You know that drummer, Dominic Howard, how cute is he??'
Claire:'I know! I adore him, he's so baby-faced!!'

dominic howard by Meets December 9, 2008

Dwight Howard Style 

Noun: in which a man puts a superman cape on his penis, takes his balls, and slams them into a womans mouth with all his force, in verb form: Dwight Howarded

dude, last night i totally got it on Dwight Howard style with your mom, i think i might have broken one of her teeth

did you see the game last night? Dwight Howard completly Dwight Howarded Delonte West

Dwight Howard Style by jmoneygreatestrapper December 30, 2009

Daddy Howard

Has a shorter memory loss than dory

Aka best i.c. giver at lcms. Also known for his famous quote "Happy Tuesday"

Jamy:walking by the sidewalk

Daddy Howard: YOU BETTER STOP AND GET ON THE SIDEWALK.

JAMY: ok daddy Howard

Daddy Howard by JAMY4LIFE October 15, 2018

The William Howard Taft 

It doesn't matter who's involved as long as there are two people. Basically one sits on the other until the second person passes out and then the first has their way with them.

1.) "Uh..... what happened last night?"

"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"

2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."

"So what'd you do?"

"I gave her the William Howard Taft"

(high five)

The William Howard Taft by BrownieO July 30, 2009

john howard 

Conservative Prime Minister of Australia, has a penchant for falling over, "power" walking and war. Tends to be loose with the truth, but no one cares anymore. Has eyebrows regularly trimmed, occasionally spits when talking passionately.

John Howard just repealed the "Unfair Dismissal Act"......you all lose your jobs!

john howard by Fedor August 11, 2005