Hooded Merganser

an uncircumcised penis.

Example 1: Hey girl, you ready for this hooded merganser!

Example 2:
Dude 1: Damn bro, you rocking that hooded merganser!
Dude 2: Hell yeah man, my parents didn’t believe in circumcision.

by theHoodedMerganser March 27, 2023

The Hooper

The Hooper is the really hot chick that you see walking down the street and really wanna get to know.

Dude! Did you see the hooper yesterday on one of those stand up surf boards!

by ONFACEBOOKWITHYOU July 3, 2009

Flagen Hooper

A group of racist Orangutan monkeys who have sex with dildos made of asian chopsticks.

Dude, I was walking in the forest with my girl and all of a sudden we came across some Flagen Hoopers.

by LalaaLeong April 17, 2011

Dick Hooked

After having sexual intercourse with your significant or fuck buddy. It was so “amazing” that you start crying over it/him.

Alex had sex with Jacob and now he’s dick hooked.

by kulatto February 10, 2020

Real hoopers

The realest of people, only these people can truly relate to Flightreacts

Real hoopers know that you need to tie your shoes up to the top to play to your fullest

by LShapedDemon April 9, 2020

Callum hooper

Callum is a kind and helpful friend he also alright at video game but very emotional at soon points Callum really likes sports

Callum hooper

is friendly unlike those other bullys

by Urnan95368732690 April 21, 2020

Royal Hooper

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he can't ball at all.

That guy sucks he must be Royal Hooper

by PixelChimp April 12, 2021