Scoop and Hoop

To shit in the shower, and throw it in the toilet as if the shit was a basketball, and the toilet was a basketball hoop.

What do I do when I have to shit in the shower, man?

Oh, just go for that scoop and hoop.

by Santans May 16, 2016

cold shooting some hoop

playing basketball

We were just cold shooting some hoop when that nigga flipped out over a foul or some shit. So we shot him.

by Nick D February 25, 2003

flaming-hoop

origin:
unknown

Etymology: Middle English flaume, flaumbe, from Latin flammula, diminutive of flamma flame; akin to Latin flagrare to burn
and
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English hOp; akin to Middle Dutch hoep ring, hoop

Function: noun

1) residual asshole injury typically cause by the fire shits

see also: sore-hoop and hoop-sting

"Excuse me Mr Pharmacist, I need some Preparation-H; H as in hoop for my flaming hoop!"

"No thanks, I prefer to stand as I have some serious flaming hoop"

by SumDumGuy September 18, 2004

Jungle Hoop

A game that black people play also known as "basketball" or simply "hoops" for short. The origins of the game come from African tribes that used a boar skull and put it through a hoop made of boar tusks. Jungle hoop also developed in the ghetto in a similar fashion. Only they used guns and shot each other for possession of the "crack" or "rocks". Currently there is a Jungle Hoop Professional League known as the NBA. In which black people and white people that wish they were black people dress like gangsters and face off. Many criticize the NBA because your ability to make it in the NBA depends greatly on whether or not one has corn rows and tattoos. But everyone knows they just hatin!

Want to go play some jungle hoop?

Kobe Bryant plays jungle hoop well.

by Dr. Davenport January 30, 2009

shoot hoop

A euphemism for injecting heroin.

Snoop Dog: I used to sell loop, I used to shoot hoop.

by maverix0r May 23, 2006

Bating Hoop

Batin(g) Hoop (m) verb; to engage in the act of bating a females hoop.

Bating hoop is also an act of exchanging neutralised parts.

Hoop Batin(g) is an act that is only preformed by the most daycent of feens. Bating hoop can be extremely dangerous and is to be treated with great caution

Jeff: Dude! I'd bate her hoop all day.

Kevin:You like Bating Hoop!:O

by hoopbater2k10 April 25, 2010

Hula Hoop

(V)To break a tackle in american football, in which the ballcarrier puts his shoulder into the tackling defender, causing the defender to roll around the ballcarrier's back, much like the motion of a hula hoop.

Did you see that running back Hula Hoop that dude!

by Big Hamp October 3, 2007