Hoon

1. An insult or derogitory word directed at someone acting in a homosexual manor.

2. A beastly person, or animalian human being.

3. A rancor or other huge mythological creature

4. Someone looking for casual, no strings attached sex

1. Get off me you dirty hoon!

2. Man, did you see that dude walk by, what a hoon he was!

3. I swear when I was walking home, this hoon looking ma fuk was staring at me!

4. "This girl kept coming up to me wanting to take me home"
-Why didn't you?
" That hoon was way to smashed!! It woudln't have been morally correct"

by jsmafuk69 June 15, 2009

Hooner

A whore. Also, a women who failed as a whore.

Hooner, pass the ketchup.

by Dudesir October 28, 2008

hoon

a person who lives off the proceeds of prostitution.

ie. a prostitute, pimp, etc

by --Bec-- January 17, 2005

hoon

to hoon is to consume unholy amounts of alcohol.
if you consume large amounts of beverages on the reggy you are known to all as a hooner however if you are tame you are known to all as a shooner (shit hooner)

last night was a slippery sloppery hoon

by fraserthehooner September 19, 2013

Hoonkey Doonkey

A little boy who thinks he is a donkey, but he is in fact a boy
He is also gay

Frank "Hey guys"
Jerper "Nah wtf fam, what are you, a hoonkey doonkey

by stevsteve jobs March 23, 2017

hoon

an insulting term used to describe the physical or verbal mannerisms and actions of those with a particularly samll mental disposition - i.e. - proper nut job

1. Didge backed the golf buggy into the flower pot - what a hoon!

2. You are such a hoon it's untrue!

3. You proper fuckin hooned that shot didnt ya?

by didge September 26, 2006

Hoon

noun-

another word for a cigarette

Guy 1: yo, lemme get checks of that hoon guy

Guy 2: no way, ive already given you like 5 butts tonight

by E-mil 2011 August 6, 2010