White Man's Hamburger
White Man's Hamburger by donnersturm1933 August 29, 2010
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Canadian Hamburger
Canadian Hamburger: When you find yourself sitting in the snow naked and stand up and a little bit of shit comes out
Person 1: Yo bro aren't you cold?
Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!
Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger
Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!
Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger
Canadian Hamburger by Jay2233 March 10, 2020
Like a hotdog at a hamburger party
EARL: "Hey Billy, look at that woman with the peacock hat on"
BILLY: "What in the hell is she wearin that to the ho-down fer?"
EARL: "I dunno. But she sure do look like a hotdog at a hamburger party"
BILLY: "What in the hell is she wearin that to the ho-down fer?"
EARL: "I dunno. But she sure do look like a hotdog at a hamburger party"
Like a hotdog at a hamburger party by jaminimaj July 28, 2011
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today
From Popeye cartoons. Line often uttered by Popeye's portly friend Wimpy. Of course, "Tuesday" would never come, and so Wimpy constantly secured himself a free lunch. Thus the line is used to jokingly indicate that one would like to "borrow" something without any real intention of ever paying you back.
At the movies:
Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?
Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.
Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?
Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by beavinator May 17, 2004
hotdog/hamburger style
hotdog/hamburger style by cabbageisgood March 17, 2011
Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today
Why? Simply because this is a euphemism for asking for a freebie, a handout or a loan that you never intend to pay. First made famous by the bloated nitwit 'Wimpy', a waddling loser with an eating disorder in Popeye comics, it is a metaphor for the financial irresponsibility that is epidemic in American society today.
You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.
You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.
The United States Federal Government churns out millions of dollars of military, welfare and other 'hamburgers' that it does not intend to pay for until next Tuesday. In other words, by your grandchildren.
Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today by Cosmicstargoat January 28, 2007