Flaming homosexual

1. Someone who is so gay that even gay people say he is too gay for them.
2. known to wear extremely unnecessary short-shorts
3. proudly admits his penis size is less then four inches
4. represents a college that he does not go to.

Four inch: Oregon is goin' to the Natty. Nuff' said.

Person A: But dude. You going to San Diego. Who gives a shit? Stop being flaming homosexual

Person A: Has he ever choked on you?
Four inch: Nah, it has to be five inches for that to happen.
Person A: goddamnit you flaming homosexual

by AmericanJesus December 5, 2010

Homosexual

A homosexual is someone who prefers the same sex over the opposite sex. Now many Bible Pushers will tell you that the Bible says being a homosexual is a sin. Let me clarify for these people who take the words literally off the page. God doesn't hate homosexuals. He loves all his children. What he hates is LUST. The Bible talks about hetero lust more than it talks about homo lust. For instance, say a man sees a woman walking down the street and he goes in his mind "Ooh she's fuckin' sexy I wanna get a piece of that" that is lust. If a man sees another man and thinks the same thing, IT IS STILL LUST. Now if a man falls in love with another man and they both care deeply for each other, the two of them getting physical is okay. It's not ok when there isn't any love involved but just the desire to have sex with another man. Same thing goes for lesbians. So it isn't wrong. Christians need to stop taking the words on the pages of the Bible literally and learn to think!

Matilda fell in love with her best friend Kathy and was happy to find out Kathy felt the same about her.

Lust in any form is a sin, but all love is smiled upon by God.

It's okay to be in a homosexual relationship if there isn't lust involved.

by fallenravenlyn August 25, 2009

Homosaurus

(HOM-A-SOR-US)

Any of the Dinosaur species that would seek "partners" of the same gender.It is believed that these gender bending "Lizards"
became infected with otherwise fatal germs or viri that were spread at the time of conjunction,while not instantanious,it would still eventually lead to the extinction of all dinosaurs.

Homosaurus was a carnivorous species of land living dinosaurs.

by Hot Carlz March 5, 2007

Non-Gay Homosexual

Used to describe one who allegedly "recovers" from homosexuality.

Generally used by the "ex-gay" movement, to describe those who "recover" from homosexuality.

"I might still suffer from same-sex attraction, but I am a strictly non-gay homosexual."

by a.smo July 11, 2009

homosaxual

Jocularly, a person who prefers to play musical instruments of the same class: sopranino/soprano/alto/tenor/baritone/bass/contrabass/subcontrabass saxophones, for example, but doesn't necessarily have to be saxophones.

Keith is a homosaxual...he's tried every kind of saxophone in existence!

by pentozali May 6, 2014

Homosexual Corndog

This is when a man has sex with a lady that used to be a man. The inside out penis has another penis inside of it.

I had the best night of my life, until the next morning when she told me she used to be a dude. She gave me the homosexual corndog. ladyboystgirlstranny

by Irishwonderdude September 7, 2014

homosexual agenda

The agenda of homosexual activists is basically to change America from what they perceive as looking down on homosexual behavior, to the affirmation of and societal acceptance of homosexual behavior.

Homosexual activists have always said that what they want is tolerance of homosexuality. Well, the pretense of "tolerance" is over. What they really want is to make sure that there is no verbal dissent. They don't want anyone to be able to say that homosexuality — like adultery, or lying, or whatever — is a sin. As long as that word is out there, it makes them "stigmatized" — or so they believe.

The homosexual agenda is to define as intolerant anyone who does not agree with homosexual activists.

by J Stevens October 2, 2006