Heron

Death

Person 1: Hey Alex, what's Heron?
Person 2: Oh, that's death trying to play a trick on morons that buy it by changing the word Heroin to Heron. It's the same thing: Death.
Person 1: Why is there so much death?
Person 2: It seems our fellow citizens have acquired a taste for it. And some have acquired the unhealthy taste for dishing it out. Simple as that.

by rg84 March 30, 2025

Homoness

The act of being a massive Homosexual

The owner of this discord server is full of homoness

by Sdgaming' August 15, 2025

joe heron

A man who's cock doesn't protrude outwards, but rather stays inside of him for warmth.

Why does that man have a vagina?

No Billy, he is just a Joe Heron

by Baumtasia January 26, 2015

Shotglass O'heron

A man/woman who goes around to bars or pubs and gets drunk, then kisses the bartender. This is a dangerous way to spread the swine flu and any other flu. Was on the news 15 years ago, was in hiding, and has now resurfaced and is on the loose.

Channel 4 news headline: Shotglass O'heron is the headline of today's news and is in bars once again in a disguise as batman. If you see anyone in a batman suit, Shotglass was last seen last at the House of Blues downtown. It is said that he is going in order of steets."

by Nunya biznes June 3, 2009

be a heron

a person that behaves like a heron

Mandy, have you met the new colleague yet?
How can you be a heron like this?

by TinderAndy April 24, 2017

Matthew O'Heron

The guy that tells a Bengali to shut up 24/7 (typically in an economics classroom). He hates every other Matthew, and he likes chess.

Me: hey Chris
Chris: Shut up

Me: You are being such a Matthew O'Heron right now

by Vakirbhai May 15, 2022

Kaxolotls "Angie" Homonoid: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sexuals who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Kaxolotls "Angie" Homonoid: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025