Nothing Interesting Happens

The company motto of Jagex Ltd and main design principle behind the content in their MMO game, Runescape.

Player: *use chicken*
Game: Nothing interesting happens.

Alice: Hey Bob, I heard you play Runescape. What's it like?
Bob: Well, nothing interesting happens.

by Subidarb January 29, 2009

The Happening

A waste of money and your life.

We went to a amish party it was still better than the happening

by Paul Binder June 16, 2008

Happetizer

The name for the discounted appetizers you get during “Happy Hour” at your favorite change restaurants. I.e. TGI Fridays, Applebee’s……

Tuscan Spinach Dip, Boneless Buffalo Wings.

by Mister Knowbody October 21, 2003

fuck your happiness

A term used to express the revenge one will take against another, when the latter commits a heinous crime.

(The term is generally used by the youth in Indian cities)

1.
When Mukesh stole Rahul's cricket bat, Rahul decided that he would fuck Mukesh's happiness.

2.
Santosh: Dude, Mrs. Pandey gave you a D on your paper?
Harmesh: Yah man. How dare she! I'm totally gonna fuck her happiness.

3.
Ashutosh: Dude, I didn't mean to drink your booze, I'm sorry!
Sampat: I swear to god Ashutosh, I'm gonna fuck your happiness!

by Avnish May 18, 2008

everything happens for a reason

A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.

Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3

by jc44 September 13, 2011

b happee

A rather new and legal version of weed. It is sold in most smoke shops around $20 a gram. It gives you the munchies but nowhere near as much. You get an incredible high the first time. Way better than pot. Key thing is to hold it in your lungs LONGER than usual. It doesnt hurt your throat so go ahead and take big hits. THIS STUFF IS SO WORTH IT.

Dude, that b happee we smoked last night messed us up!

by Bentleyboy25 October 2, 2009

It's happening

When you are in the middle of having a chronic orgasm. This can occur anywhere to 2-80 times a day. Make sure to always keep extra towels or blankets (if you get extra wet) with you wherever you go. To help calm this down carry some cum down with you to help regain control of your vagina or penis.

Avacadaqua-"It's happening"
Tyrone- "Do you need a towel?"
Avacadaqua- "Bitch get me a blanket"

by Avacadaqua April 2, 2017