(huh-am)*(pie-el)
1) a gross vagina dripping with ooze, cold and clammy, and sticking together like cling wrap so it needs to be peeled apart.
2) slightly mushy.
"so dude, i was getting with this chick and i was stoked because she had a huge rack, but when i pulled off her pants she had a total ham pile and it reeked!"
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A saying used by southern black folk to describe watermelon, due to the fact that ham and watermelon are both reddish on the inside.
Daquan: Yo pass me dat good ol' georgia ham!

Dwayne: Sure will! Georgia Ham goes great with fried chicken!

by CHR15T0P#ER June 19, 2008
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Vietnamese words describing something or someone that is nasty, annoying, unwanted.
A: why don't you hang out with us anymore?
B. Because you go with Le, she is so "ham lon." (Hãm lồn)
by Hoa Phuong Tim February 5, 2019
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the creepy, hairy, pale man thigh.
Boyfriend: Look at my new shorts!

Girlfriend: Ew, they're too short! I can see your man hams!
by AfraidOfTheHams March 5, 2013
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A derogatory phrase used to describe a mediocre person of little, if any, academic, professional and/or life accomplishments (typically a male of low socio-economic status and often times used to describe an average or underperforming athlete). Ostensibly, a loser who might be expected to eat ham and eggs as a means of subsistence because of the simplicity of the meal.
While I was vacationing on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, that Ham & Egger was at the Jersey Shore.

That Ham & Egger shouldn't be in the NBA; he's only averaging 2 points a game.
by RexRacer July 11, 2008
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Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.
We pressed ham to another car on the road.
by dadaevan March 31, 2007
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