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guard trog

Every group of females has a guard trog. The guard trog is the loathsome friend in a group of girls who tries her best to keep her good-looking friends from being approached by guys, no matter how nice or friendly.

The guard trog is unattractive and is constantly on the look out for males approaching her girlfriends. She cock blocks any and every guy who attempts to hit on her friends, because she rarely receives any attention from the opposite sex, and is bitter because of this.

Only the most skilled wingman can maneuver around a guard trog by luring her away from her friends. By distracting the guard trog with food or extra attention, one can then approach the guard trogs friends.
David: "Mike, lets go try talking to those cute girls at the bar."
Mike: "Nah man, don't you see that guard trog staring at us?"
by 1lastthingandPrimo August 6, 2011
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SS Guard

Refers to a Sober Sitter, which involves a safety precaution in which one sober person will "sit", or watch over somebody undergoing heavy intoxication. The aim is to prevent injury and accidents.
Holy sh*t - are you trippin' on that sh*t too?
Nah man, I'm the SS guard tonight.
by N8Duff October 11, 2008
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Shit Guard

-Are you playing in the soccer game on Thursday?

-Yeah, but I need to get a shit guard first.
by kafjskl;dfjasdkl; August 4, 2009
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Guardian

In the hallowed and ancient game of Starcraft, a powerful zerg air unit. Capable of reigning mass destruction from afar, a swarm of guardians were oft the demise of a defenseless n00b. However, guardians are incapable of attacking other air units, and are weak in that sense.

Guardians are affectionately known as "crabs" by more experienced players, because their sprite resembles greatly a crab.
the(42)answer:w00t! Crabs on the way!
IrTeHlEeT: wtf are crabs?
the(42)answer: guardians, biatch.
IrTeHlEeT: fuck.
the(42)answer: yeah you're screwed.
Player 2 has been eliminated.
by tridelvior October 2, 2004
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splash guard

when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
by er0315 May 24, 2005
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banana guard

Male condom. Rubber. Dumdum, if you will.
Be safe. Use a banana guard everytime.
by Keenie May 18, 2006
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Date Guard

A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by patting you on your back while other women are watching.
I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie saw us and ran in just to pat me on the back and whisper shit in my ear.
what a date guarding bitch.
by AdamZA August 11, 2008
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