guatamadian

A Guatemalan who lives in Winterpeg Canadia

I have a guatamadian friend.

by R32-B14 February 15, 2018

Guitar Heroed

Guitar heroed is when you slide across a hard wood floor scrapping your knee or leg up.

"Ow... I Guitar heroed when I tried to score a point in tennis! "

by RadiantNight1 November 30, 2018

Gumtard

Noun- an individual who is making extremely ignorant life decisions similar to that how a long haired hippie with no teeth and an addiction to millenial slang speech.

Quit acting like such a gumtard.

You're a Gumtard! You can't eat chips!

by Wahwah burger July 30, 2019

Guitar hero solo

It is when a man cums inside woman (no condom) so much that she can form strings of cum from her vagina and pretend shes lead guitarist.

Did you watch school of rock last night?

No, but I did school the guitar hero solo

by BoBeauBo February 4, 2020

worship guitarist

A guitarplayer who plays in church and tries to be an organ. Probably owns unnecessary amounts of reverb and light overdrive pedals, in addition to a volumepedal.

I was bummed out, because the worship guitarist didn't turn up at church-

by Schütz=Koldbrann May 23, 2016

Classical Guitar

The shittiest instrument in the world. It’s quieter than a church mouse, it’s really hard to play fast, it sucks to play slow cause it has no sustain, can’t do polyphony as well as a piano, and has a really narrow range.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.

Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.

Person 1: Classical Guitar
Everyone: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

by Segovia’ cocksleeve August 6, 2023

rock star without a guitar

Somebody who smokes a lot of rock cocaine.

Billy Bob: Hey can I get a rock of that good good from you?
dealer: Man, you love that rock!
Billy Bob: Fo sho
dealer: Your a rock star without a guitar

by psychedelic shack January 29, 2014