God

god is the creator of everything in this world...who gave his up his son to save us even though we did not do anything to deserve his love...he loves us unconditionally...has written the most famous book of all time. Still some people do not want to believe in him.....take a look outside ur window...wat do u see..u see this beautiful world that has been corrupted by human desires...god created this world...but ppl still choose to believe that this world we live in has been created by LUCK...tat a few dust particles came together in space and BOMM...we have earth...or even yet...ur looking at ur computer screen...do u think ur computer just came to be by LUCK?...ppl came to be by luck...n they by luck evolved into beautiful species...then they by luck built this computer?...n by luck hooked it up to a monitor...by luck hooked it up to a keyboard n by luck invented computer graphics...or even yet...u by luck learned how to read what i'm writing now...anywayz u get the point...GOD IS GREAT....believe now n u'll be able to enjoy eternal life with god in heaven

ron luce:GOD IS GREAT
audience: YES HE IS

by follower of christ October 29, 2006

God

That guy...I'm sure I heard something about him sometime. Isn't he the one that we are all meant to be scared of if we do bad?!

"If you don't believe in God you wil be PUNISHED!"

by Jen March 7, 2005

God

n.

The guy who strips you down naked and points and laughs at the small dick he gave you.

God sat up on his thrown of clouds and laughed as he mocked Timmy hanging himself.

by HumptyDumptylovescracklikeme August 13, 2010

God

Am I really supposed to believe in some invisible man in the sky? Said man, perpetrated by idiots aka missionaries, who like to stand outside of schools and football games telling you you're going to hell if you don't do this and that. Well, guess what, ppl who don't believe in this crock don't care about hell. So i say, fuck God, let's have as much sex, do as many drugs, and in general be as sinful as we can!!!

GOD, religion is retarded.

by Eatmygizz June 6, 2003

God

my savior. The creator of everything that is.

I pray to God that all non believers will find God.

by forgiven December 7, 2004

God

The one and only True God, which probably explains why his name IS God. He is a MUCH Higher Power worshipped by people of all races and nationalities.

I take pride in saying that many of my fellow Native Americans also worship God and accept Jesus as the Savior and Son of God. They maintain their tribal ceremonies and traditional practices, but they tie it in to worshiping the Lord, holding no false idols before Him.

by Proud Native December 16, 2004

God

As quoted by Youtube "philosopher" Dan Brown, a.k.a. pogobat:

"God is whatever the hell set the Big Bang in motion".

Max: "Are you going to church tomorrow?"

John: "Nah, I don't think there really is a church that believes in my definition of God around here."

by K41TL1N March 27, 2010