3 definitions by Shoomkin
by Shoomkin October 25, 2009
I believe that god is just a reason for people to blame all their downfalls and wrongdoings, they just want a reason to remove their responsibility, they want to have something to hope for and something to take their time. People want someone to ask to fix their problems, for many people that is God, but... I understand that you want to hope and confess, but that's what friends are for, a good friend will help you in a time of need and comfort you when your sad, a good friend will keep your secrets and wont laugh. And if your a good friend you will trust them and give them the same they give you, no, better... you owe it to them.
I know this isn't really a definition, it's a belief, about God, but I just thought I might put it up...
by Shoomkin November 2, 2009
The act of dipping your stationary office pen in maple syrup, deep frying it, and wrapping it in the Canadian flag, then pushing it up your ass oriented orifice with your tongue, while rubbing maple syrup into your chest and pubic hair.
Oh man, yesterday I got paid 50 bucks by some American fat guy to do Canada's History with him. It had to be the most knowledgeable experience in my life.
by Shoomkin February 6, 2010