exit through the gift shop 

When a woman releases gas and instead of departing in the intended direction, there is a fluttering through the front flaps

Oh my god I farted and I felt it exit through the gift shop

exit through the gift shop by Ricecake January 25, 2018

Thrift Gift 

A thing you pull from your own room and give away because you never use it and forgot to get a real gift.

"I forgot Tim's birthday ... I need to stop by my house and get a thrift gift real quick."

"I totally was thrift gifted this dirty Troll doll!"

Thrift Gift by Grady Bunch September 12, 2009

Onside gift 

A gift purchased for a Yankee Swap or similar random gift exchange program which the owner attempts to end up with him/herself.

As the only one who likes coffee, Joe bringing that espresso for the Yankee Swap was a total onside gift.

Onside gift by Thom Brandy December 20, 2010

Dutch Gift Basket 

The act of a female beagle jumping up on your lap, sitting down for some lovin', procedes to fart and walk away.

I think penny just gave me a dutch gift basket

Dutch Gift Basket by headstrong May 18, 2013

anniversorry gift 

The more expensive gift you're forced to buy your girlfriend or wife after you forget your anniversary.

Todd: What did you get Marissa for your anniversary?
Mike: Well, I was going to just buy some flowers but I spaced and forgot to get anything. So I ended up buying a ring as an anniversorry gift and now I'm out $600.

anniversorry gift by Miodragon October 16, 2013

Canadian gift basket 

when a man accidentally orgasms in his pants.

Brad gave himself a Canadian gift basket during his lap dance at the strip club.

Canadian gift basket by Street sweeper April 11, 2015

Dan‘s gift 

An unwanted often mildly unpleasant that you stumble upon but was given without ill intent.

A: What is this dirty shirt behind the couch?
L: It is not mine! Somebody must have forgotten it…
S: Well, I guess we have been given Dan‘s gift.

Dan‘s gift by n0t_dan November 20, 2022