Gerard Way

Gerard Way is the singer for My Chemical Romance, a jolly good band from Jersey whose music rocks yo' face off and then rocks it all the way back on. Judging from interviews, he's also one heck of a swell guy! (anyone who would make a cartoon idea called the Breakfast Monkey is GOOD in my book!) He's also so physically attractive that even I, a LESBIAN, have to say that he is smokin' hot.

If I ever have children, I want Gerard Way to donate the jizz.

by Froof August 29, 2005

Geraldoed

To foolishly expose information.

No one would have been the wiser if you hadn't Geraldoed.

by Mo October 30, 2004

Gerard Way

You're looking at God when you see him. He's beautiful, sweet, and hilarious. He's the singer of the best band My Chemical Romance. If you come across him, you are most likely to smile. He has a heart, unlike most musicians, and deeply cares about his fans.

Fan: Wanna know who I love?
Hater: I hope it's not that faggot Gerard Way.
Fan: It sure as hell is!*Dropkicks hater.*

by llmcraddict53 March 6, 2009

Gerard

A name applied to all manner of things that you can form an obsession with. Most commonly known as the best black moor goldfish of all time, Gerard. A smart, gorgeous ladies-fish/man who gets all the girl (and guy) goldfish in his aqua tank. Gerard is easy to talk to, but sometimes has a temper. Gerard...is the love of everyone's life.

"Guess who helped me with my problems today?"

"Who!?"

"Gerard!"

"Oh my gosh! You are so lucky!"

:)

by A_zn! Hor$e. April 21, 2010

gerardo

God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best womenizer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine.

the dopest, flyest, OG Pimp hustler gangsta player hardcore motherfucker living JEW HATER today (no fat chicks)

Brian: i wish i was a gerardo.
Kyle: me to :( if your a gerardo, you get all the ladies
Brian: yeah, its like he makes me appear gay..

by arickCartmen September 29, 2011

gerard way

The man who i will most likely never meet in my lifetime..who i love. He is an amazing singer and has the sexiest voice I've ever heard in my entire life. He has amazing hair. He the lead singer in one of the greatest bands of all time My Chemical Romance. His voice/body/face/everything about him brings the highest degree of pleasure to my senses. He is the sexiest man to ever walk this planet....whoever marries him is the luckiest bitch ever. Gerard also wears makeup..which is amazingly sexy on him. He is orgasmic. That is all.

-Oh how wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying-

I waited 2 hours outside My Chemical Romance's tour bus waiting for Gerard Way...and he wasn't in there. It was freezing cold outside .....but at least i got to meet Frankie and Mikey. It was amazing. MCR puts on one amazing show. Gerard..i love you

by Kylie April 16, 2005

gerardo

known as someone who excels at basketball or also known as the "King of The Court".

Gerardo here and I'm king of the court.
And when I rap I keep it short.

by saladblade69 September 21, 2017